Sometimes I just can’t
With Calmed Nerves
I decided to play another ranked game in LoL.
Our Malzahar’s D.O.T swiped red buff from Xin Zhao
He said.
“You steal my red buff, I steal your elo”
then went down mid lane continuously typing
“Free kill who wants it”
and proceeded to end his kill streak and feed the enemy side…
I’m done…
I’m so done
OH MY GOD HOW COULD I FORGET
I was playing LoL the other day and this dude who was supporting me as Draven in bot lane was like
Ekoydo: Draven…. my video card just crashed
MISTERBADTOUCH: We’re in a tight situation here is it bad?
Ekoydo: Your face is all over the floor….
MISTERBADTOUCH: Welcome to the League of Draven?
Ekoydo: I should restart my computer
MISTERBADTOUCH: We’re close to winning this game can you just wait?
Ekoydo: League of Draven it is….
IT WAS FUCKING AMAZING
DRAVEN DOES IT ALL… WITH STYLE
(ps we won that game)
So close
to uninstalling this bloody game
Ask not the sun why she sets
Why she shrouds her light away
Or why she hides her glowing gaze
When night turns crimson gold to grey
For silent falls the guilty sun
As day to dark does turn
One simple truth she dare not speak:
Her light can only blind and burn
No mercy for the guilty
Bring down their lying sun
Blood so silver black by night
Upon their faces pale white
Cruel moon, bring the end
The dawn will never rise again
Zyra, Rise Of The Thorns
Okay so after playing her on the PBE it’s confirmed that I’m buying her bundle 
Jayce the Defender of Tomorrow
Now it might JUST be me but does ANYONE else think that he resembles Iroh II?
FUCK I AM SO EXCITED
He’s so much fun, and his splash art at the start screen is so GLORIOUS.
They say his name ;___;
Why do I continue to play this game?
Stop playing 5v5’s because all I get in game is people who complain about KS and the dumbest things
throwing the word “noob” around when they themselves are the bitterest of fucking noobs
and now they’ve creeped into the twisted treeline
my 3v3’s are now tainted with idiots who think they’re so pro
it’s a motherfucking game ffs <_<
It’s meant to be fun but people just take away from that SO much on a regular basis.
