M-Pulse

Now I get that everyone wants to be original when naming their children.

Otherwise they go for defaults like Andrew (I know way too many Andrew’s to count)

but if you’re gonna name your kid something and you want to be original….

Please don’t name the child after some sort of food or beverage…

I met a girl who’s name is a type of tea and I almost but pissed myself when she told me her name “Ceylon” 

Correct me if I’m wrong

But isn’t that a type of tea?

I’m not going to google it…

Save your children, give them GOOD original names. 

Don’t get lazy halfway and decide “WELL HUR DUR IF WE NAME HER AFTER A TYPE OF TEA NOBODY WILL CATCH ON”

I caught on -_-