So one of my friends came over and we started talking about Christian Mingle and how it worked.
So he mentioned they would dirty talk using bible verses.
We spent a good while laughing at the shit we were saying
“I read Timothy 2:11 I’m ready to submit”
“I’ve been mixing fabrics ALL day , I’ve been such a bad girl”
“I’m not wearing any earrings”
It went on but good god… I haven’t laughed like this in a while.



